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I’m Comic Sans, Asshole

wondertonic:

Read this at McSweeney’s.

You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros.

via wondertonic
Posted on Tuesday, June 15 2010.
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    (It’s funny cuz I’m sitting here reading this on my seventeen-inch MacBook Pro.)
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    Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type.
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    ——- See also: Curlz. *Shudder*
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    READ THE WHOLE THING NAO
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    inthetrees: wondertonic:
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