Dear [Insert Social Networking Site],
How do I say this? I’m just not that into you. I feel like you work for so many other people because it’s a way for them to find something to do. Chat with old friends, write on a wall, zombie bite a chump.. It all sounds very nice in theory. Problem is, I’ve already got plenty to do, and plenty more rattling around just waiting for free cycles. Sure, sure, I’ll still approve the occasional friend request or two. I mean, we’ll still be friendly and all. But, I don’t really want to rate any more people, or post any more zany pictures, or really any of that stuff. I hope you understand. It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve really just, moved on.
Sincerely,
Justin
