- Average Person: Would you like to try some of this delicious pork?
- Kosher Person: No, I cannot eat that because of my religious beliefs.
- Average Person: Ok that makes sense. How about you?
- Vegan Person: No I cannot eat that because I believe killing animals for food is immoral and a waste of resources.
- Average Person: I think you are a tree hugging lunatic.
- Vegan Person: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!
