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Mayor Mike cancels summer

Mayor Bloomberg announced today that summer in New York City would be cancelled due to budgetary constraints. “It simply costs too much to run all those air conditioners.”, Bloomberg said at a press conference given today. The city plans to set the dial to cool and rainy until winter, even going so far as to establish a deal to sell excess rainwater to the sun parched southwest.

Posted on Monday, June 15 2009.
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